Bad Bean Experience

Took a holiday
Down to the Argarve
Cost so much money
That his family starved
His family practically starved

Arrived at the hotel
It hadn't been built
There are the builders
Without a trace of guilt
Without a trace of guilt

Now he's being counselled by the
Holiday disaster team

Home at tea time
With a baked bean can
Mixed up with the beans
Was a mouse brain pan
A mouse brain pan

Now he's being counselled for a
Bad bean experience

You pay them for noting
The obvious exposing
Danger that's waiting
For you

They seal up your money
In a safe bed of honey
Your misfortunes are our misfortunes
Too

Watching the eclipse
With his fingers wide shut
Left a little gap and
Burnt his eyes out
Burned his eyes right out

Now he's being counselled for a
Bad Eclipse experience